While you're in federal prison

# Cars

You have one from the day you arrive. You do not choose it, and the only real choice you have is how you conduct yourself within it.

The structure

## What a car is

A car (your social group inside) is the group you are aligned with inside. It sorts primarily by race, then by region, home state, or city. You have one from the day you arrive.

You do not choose it, unless you explicitly choose to do so. By default, it is assigned to you by demographics, and the only real choice you have is how you conduct yourself within it.

The exchange

## What you get, what you owe

What you get:

- Information — who to avoid, how the unit works, which officer cares about what;
- starter supplies before your first commissary (the prison store);
- a default position if something goes wrong, without having to earn it;
- and somebody to ask, which in the first month is worth more than any of the rest.

What you owe:

- Conduct that does not embarrass them;
- your share of unit chores and cleaning rotations;
- showing up when something is expected of you;
- and paying what you owe, on time, without being reminded.

Who runs it

## The driver

Most cars have someone who runs things — called the rep (the guy who speaks for a car). They mediate internal disputes, handle business with other cars, and are who staff-adjacent problems get routed through.

**You do not need a relationship with them. You need to know who they are and not create work for them.** They understand their role, and you must understand theirs. They may not like you, but they will still back you. If you have problems, go to your rep.

Why it holds

## Collective consequence

This is the concept that explains everything else. What you do lands on your car, not just on you. If you run up a debt you cannot pay, your car hears about it before you are approached. If you cause a problem with another group, your car absorbs it.

This means that if you create a problem, it's your own people who beat the shit out of you. By keeping everything in the family, it protects the yard as a whole so nothing pops off.

And so this is why they vet you on day one, and it is also why the structure holds. Everyone has an interest in everyone else being unremarkable.

The correction

## What a car is not

Cars are not gangs. There is overlap in some places, but the car itself is closer to an administrative unit — a mutual-aid arrangement with rules. Most of what it does is boring: chores, intake, dispute resolution, and making sure the television schedule does not turn into an incident.

The surprise

## The part people do not expect

You can be friendly with anyone. Cars govern business, not conversation.

You will end up genuinely close with people who have nothing in common with you — different backgrounds, different offenses, different everything. Some of the best conversations you will have in your life happen in here, with people you would never have met and will never see again. That is not a sentimental observation. It is just what happens when you take a cross-section of the country and give it unlimited time to talk.

Fork: how tightly cars operate, how quickly you are approached, and how much is expected of you varies significantly by security level. At a low, all of it is tighter — [cars at a low](/going-in/security-levels/at-a-low/cars-at-a-low) covers the difference.

Keep reading — part 3 of 9

### [The unwritten rules](/going-in/while-youre-in/the-unwritten-rules)

None of these are posted anywhere. All of them are enforced.

For your people

## Hand the rest of this site to your family

You will not be able to look things up once you're inside. They can, and this is where: [everything written for the one waiting](/for-families) — a twelve-part guide to mail, visiting, money, and your release date, plus their own FAQ and checklist. Alongside it, a [guide to every facility](/resources/facilities) with [email alerts when visiting stops](/lockdown-alerts/subscribe), the [support group directory](/resources/support-groups), calculators for your release math, and [free answers](/contact) when they have questions.

Send them the link before you report, not after they can't reach you.

**Need help with this? Just ask.**

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