While you're in

After the door slams behind you

The previous guide covers everything you do before the door. This one covers what happens after it. Nothing here is a task list, but instead what it's like being a number and a nickname of your choosing (I was "Lil J" or "gay-not-gay Josh" depending on the person).

Read it before you go. You will not be able to look anything up once you are inside.

Start with part 1: The role See all 9 parts

Nine parts, written to be read in order. The rest of this page is the front matter: what the guide covers, and one thing you need to know before part one.

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All nine parts as plain text, no links, cut into messages CorrLinks will take.

The frame

What this tries to cover

This covers most cases, not all cases. What I write holds true across federal system regardless of where you land. The nuances are at mostly at different security levels, sometimes between joints (though significantly more subtle). If you are headed to a low, the low security guide covers what changes there; Here's one for camp, and per-institution details are in the facility guide. Where something forks, it is marked.

I did my time at a men's low. Everything here comes from that, or from documented policy. I can only provide anecdotes from those I spoke to (or currently speak to) about other levels.

I cannot provide any intel on what a female facility looks like, for they differ greatly in social structure. Doing so would be an attempt at a guess. I am not qualified to cover them and I am not going to pretend otherwise. If you are looking for that, look elsewhere, and be skeptical of anyone who claims to cover both without having done both.

Read this first

Exhibit A

A necessary note about sounding like an asshole or disparaging

Inmates in federal prison sort into groups — called cars — and those groups are organized largely along racial lines, then by region or home state. This is not a fringe dynamic or an artifact of one bad facility. It is the basic organizing structure of the population, and it will apply to you on your first day whether or not you want anything to do with it.

I am describing a structure. I did not build it, I do not defend it, and nothing here should be read as endorsement.

It is in this guide for one reason. A person who walks in without knowing this arrives unprepared for the first conversation they have, misreads what is being asked of them, and makes avoidable mistakes in their first week that follow them for the rest of their sentence. Preventing that is the entire purpose of this document. Leaving it out to make the guide more comfortable to read would make it useless.

Start here

Exhibit B

The golden rules of surviving

If you read nothing else:

The guide

Exhibit C

Read it in order

1. The role

You stop being an individual who makes decisions and become the occupant of a position. The adjustment, intake, the paperwork conversation, and your first days.

2. Cars

The group you are aligned with from day one. What it gives you, what it expects back, who the driver is, and why the whole structure holds.

3. The unwritten rules

Property, space, the television, the phone, the shower. What never gets asked and what never gets volunteered. None of it is posted. All of it is enforced.

4. Debt

There is no cash, so everything is credit, and a small unpaid debt escalates far out of proportion to its size. The rule, and how new arrivals get caught.

5. Information and trust

The telephone game, played constantly and badly. What never gets discussed, why your locker is not private, and the value of repeating nothing.

6. Working with staff

Correctional officers, the unit team, and your case manager. Who does what, how to ask, and who is watching you do it.

7. What conflict costs

A twenty-second fight can cost months, and the price is set by policy. The sanctions, the arithmetic, and how to step back without looking weak.

8. The economy

Stamps, stores, and services. What things cost, why they cost that, and what happens when the episodic enforcement finally arrives.

9. Your time

Boredom, routine, the visit cycle, and watching for the drop. What a year of not deciding anything does to you, and what helps.

The short forms

Exhibit D

If you do not have time for nine parts

The checklist

The ten things that matter most inside, ranked by what getting them wrong costs you. Everything above, compressed into one page.

The FAQ

Just about everything and anything you could ask, answered: From hygiene to cellies; money to cooking; yard economics to broken bones.

Need help with this? Just ask.

These pages cover the general rules. Your situation has details they don't. Email me a question. Answers are free, and "you don't need to pay anyone for this" is my most common answer.

josh@federalprisondude.com

I answer in the order received, usually within a couple of days. I have a day job. If your situation genuinely needs more than an email, I take a limited number of consults, so say so and we'll work it out.

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