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Inside Tools

Inside Tools

A free account with two things in it. One lets the person inside ask me questions directly. One tells you when the facility stops visits.

Everything else on this site is a page you read. This is the part that does something.

Inside Mail
Exhibit A

They ask me from inside, in their own words

The person doing the time has the questions. You are the one with the browser. That gap is the whole problem, and most of what gets lost in it is the specific stuff — the thing their case manager said, the number on their FSA credits sheet, what actually happened on the unit last week.

So they get an address of their own. You generate it here, you give it to them, and from then on they email me directly from TRULINCS without going through you.

How it runs:

  • You generate an address. It is dedicated to one person. Give it to that person only, never reuse it, and never let it get passed around — a shared address is how it becomes a problem at the facility.
  • They add it as a contact in TRULINCS. Same as any other contact they add.
  • The Bureau approves it. On their schedule, not mine. This part takes as long as it takes.
  • They ask. I answer. Same questions I answer by email from anybody else, and same price, which is nothing.
  • You get a copy, if you asked for one when you generated the address.
The rule
Exhibit B

Their privacy comes first

You can get a copy of every exchange. But if they ask me to keep one between us, I keep it between us, and you will not see that one.

That is not negotiable and I am telling you upfront rather than after. They are the one serving the sentence. If the only way they will ask an honest question is knowing it does not get forwarded home, then that is the deal, and it is a better deal for both of you than them not asking.

None of this is private from the Bureau. TRULINCS messages are subject to monitoring like everything else that moves through it. The TRULINCS rules, annotated.
Lockdown alerts
Exhibit C

Find out before you drive six hours

The BOP publishes an operations level for every facility, and I check it every five minutes. Pick the places you care about and you get one email when a visiting suspension starts and one when it lifts.

No newsletter. No drip sequence. Nothing else, ever.

You do not need an account for this one. Subscribe with just an email address and you are done. The account is only useful if you want the alerts managed in the same place as your addresses.

The cost

Free, and not a funnel

The account is free, the address is free, the alerts are free, and the answers are free. It is the same offer as emailing me from the outside, just pointed at the person who actually has the question.

What I charge for is a consult, which is a different thing and a much smaller number of people. "You don't need to pay anyone for this" is still my most common answer, and it does not change because you made an account. If you want the honest version of how this industry works before you trust any of it, that is over here.

Straight answers

What this is not

  • Not a way to message your loved one. It is a way for them to reach me. Your own mail with them runs the way it always did.
  • Not legal advice. I did the time, I am not a lawyer, and when the answer is "ask your attorney" that is the answer you get.
  • Not unlimited. I run a finite number of addresses at a time. If I am out when you go to generate one, the page will say so, and emailing me usually opens more up.
  • Not instant. The Bureau's approval step is theirs, and I answer in the order received, usually within a couple of days.
Getting started

Two minutes

Make an account, generate one address, and put it in your next letter or on your next call. That is the whole setup.

Need help with this? Just ask.

These pages cover the general rules. Your situation has details they don't. Email me a question. Answers are free, and "you don't need to pay anyone for this" is my most common answer.

josh@federalprisondude.com

I answer in the order received, usually within a couple of days. I have a day job. If your situation genuinely needs more than an email, I take a limited number of consults, so say so and we'll work it out.

Pass it on

Somebody you know has a loved one inside with nobody to ask. Pass it on.