Fights, safety, and conflict
The thing you are most afraid of is not the thing most likely to happen to you. What the real risks are, and what stepping into one costs.
What is actually likely to happen to you
Am I going to get jumped?
Copy linkProbably not.
How do I get some action?
Copy linkGo to
Do I need to lift weights to be safe?
Copy linkNo.
What if I'm small, old, or young?
Copy linkI am small and I was fine.
Nobody is going to bother an old man.
Young is the hard one, because your judgment is the thing most likely to get you hurt and it is also the thing least developed.
Standing in it
What do I do if someone steps to me?
Copy linkStand your ground.
Do I have to fight if I'm challenged?
Copy linkPretty much.
What if I've never been in a fight?
Copy linkYou may end up in your first one.
I did not, and I am five foot five and a corny-ass white dude. So it is not a given.
What happens if I refuse to fight?
Copy linkDownstream social consequences. Not violence — standing.
Which is a real cost and a survivable one. Before you decide it is not, read what the alternative costs: what conflict costs does the arithmetic in days.
Can I check in or go PC?
Copy linkYou can. Understand what it means: you will sit in the
It is a real option and it is an expensive one.
What people find out about you
What if someone finds out about my case?
Copy linkDepends entirely on your case. For most financial and drug cases, nothing happens.
How that first conversation goes, and how to answer it, is in the role.
What if I'm a cop, military, or former prosecutor?
Copy linkMilitary, you are fine.
Law enforcement or prosecution is a genuine safety issue and one of the few real ones. Talk to your attorney about it before sentencing, because it affects designation.
That is not a favor you are asking for. It is a documented input to where the Bureau sends you, and the policy is PS 5100.08. Raising it after you are designated is much harder than raising it before.
What if I cooperated?
Copy linkDo your best to avoid getting your
This is a conversation to have with your attorney before sentencing rather than with me afterward, because what ends up in the public record is decided at sentencing.
Should I get a tattoo?
Copy linkYour call, I am not your mother. Two things to know before you decide: shared needles are a hepatitis C vector and that is not theoretical inside, and tattooing is a prohibited act, so it is a
Getting in trouble
Shots, hearings, the hole, and how much good time a bad twenty seconds costs. Most of these numbers are set by regulation, so they are knowable in advance.
Hand the rest of this site to your family
You will not be able to look things up once you're inside. They can, and this is where: everything written for the one waiting — a twelve-part guide to mail, visiting, money, and your release date, plus their own FAQ and checklist. Alongside it, a guide to every facility with email alerts when visiting stops, the support group directory, calculators for your release math, and free answers when they have questions.
Send them the link before you report, not after they can't reach you.
These pages cover the general rules. Your situation has details they don't. Email me a question. Answers are free, and "you don't need to pay anyone for this" is my most common answer.
I answer in the order received, usually within a couple of days. I have a day job. If your situation genuinely needs more than an email, I take a limited number of consults, so say so and we'll work it out.
If this answered something, it'll answer it for someone else too.