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Your case manager is the most consequential person in the building for you. Who does what, how to ask, and what to do when nobody answers.

The unit team

Who is who

Who's my case manager and what do they actually do?

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Your case manager oversees your progress, measured by completed programming, your transfer home, and whether you get put in for a transfer to another facility.

They are the most consequential staff member in the building for you.

What's the difference between a counselor, a case manager, and a unit manager?

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The counselor is the go-between for you and administration. The case manager is described above. The unit manager supervises both.

Together they are your unit team, and almost everything you will ever need goes through one of the three.

What's team?

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A meeting with your case manager where they hand you paperwork generated by a computer system.

It is also the only scheduled opportunity you get to ask about your release date and your halfway house referral, so go in with your questions written down.

Can I talk to the warden?

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Sure, but realistically only on the chow line.

Executive staff walk mainline, and that is the actual access point. It is a thirty-second conversation, so bring one sentence and not a story.

Getting anything done

Asking, and asking again

How do I ask for something and actually get it?

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Bring receipts. In writing, one thing at a time, with the policy reference if you have it.

That last part is the whole trick, and it is why the program statements are annotated on this site. A request that quotes the policy it relies on is a different object than a request that does not.

What's a cop-out?

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A written request for informal resolution. It is what you submit before going up the chain.

Keep a copy of every one. The formal remedy process will not take you seriously without a record that you asked nicely first, and the whole chain is in PS 1330.18.

What if nobody answers my requests?

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Get used to it — and keep asking anyway, in writing, on a schedule. The written record is the only thing that makes escalation possible later.

Your people on the outside can also create pressure that you cannot create from inside. The family guide covers how to do that without making you a problem.

Officers

The people on the floor

Are the COs going to mess with me?

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If you follow what I have said elsewhere, not really.

Can I be friends with a CO?

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Friendly, to a degree. Friends, no. And being seen in extended private conversation with one creates a problem for you with everybody else.

The problem it creates is that people assume you are talking. Information and trust is about why that assumption is so cheap to form and so expensive to carry.

Next section — part 11 of 16

Time and release

How much of the sentence you will actually serve, how the halfway house referral works, and which sentence-reduction pitches to hang up on.

For your people

Hand the rest of this site to your family

You will not be able to look things up once you're inside. They can, and this is where: everything written for the one waiting — a twelve-part guide to mail, visiting, money, and your release date, plus their own FAQ and checklist. Alongside it, a guide to every facility with email alerts when visiting stops, the support group directory, calculators for your release math, and free answers when they have questions.

Send them the link before you report, not after they can't reach you.

Need help with this? Just ask.

These pages cover the general rules. Your situation has details they don't. Email me a question. Answers are free, and "you don't need to pay anyone for this" is my most common answer.

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I answer in the order received, usually within a couple of days. I have a day job. If your situation genuinely needs more than an email, I take a limited number of consults, so say so and we'll work it out.

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